I think This is Broken

So. Here it is. My Blog. I will give everyone a fair warning. Actually, 2.
1. If you are here to judge my writing, grammar, punctuation etc. then you should probably leave now. As I am not being graded on this, nor is it going into some best seller book (at least not yet), I am not overly concerned with those aspects.

2. If you are easily offended, you might want to join a 12 step program, and jump right to whatever step forgiveness and acceptance are. I don't have time to hand hold, or convince you that anything I write is not directly related to you.

With that said... Welcome to my Blog.

How I came up with this witty title of my blog:
When I refer to something as being broken, more often than not, it has to do with a bone in my body, or something that I have fallen onto, into, or been even remotely near, causing whatever it is, to break. This is why I decided to call my blog this. It sums my life up in 5 words.

I am what you may refer to as a graceful person... Okay..fine "Klutz". My family and friends call me Grace. I am pretty sure I have funded wings in hospitals, any many children of Dr's college funds with all my trips to the ER and Dr. I am pretty sure at this point, I could open my own pharmacy/Dr office out of my house, and be able to cure 90% of people's problems, just from experience. I think I might even know more than 3rd year students who are getting their Doctorates. I have tried convincing a few of my friends who are about to give birth to let me help deliver their babies, but, they all said no. And it is probably from fear I will drop their baby more than they are scared to let me perform medical procedures on them. Or both.

I have a strong suspicion that someone is secretly filming my life, and wreaking havoc to create scenarios in which I fall over perfectly even sidewalks, run into walls, walk into doors. etc. There might even be a sports bar in Vegas where people are betting on me and the outcomes of my daily life. If this is the case, I want in!

Well, that said, here is my blog. Read at your own risk.